After eating we started driving to the ostrich farm. Driving in China is really fun and, at times, scary. The laws here, in general, are very loose. Compared to Beijing, everyone here drives a level or two more crazy. You just do what you want, as long as it helps you get where you want to a little bit faster. The road is filled with people, bicycles, tricycles, scooters, cars, buses, trucks, and many other things. Each driver has his own agenda, and will follow that, above any "laws."
I've took a tangent to the ostrich farm, but you get the idea. Driving here in Zhengzhou is different. Back to the original story. We heard about this ostrich farm from the Huangs. It was sort of vague, there were the ostriches, and there was something in water where you could get wet, but we (or I anyways) didn't really have a clear understanding of what this place was. This is probably because I never asked what the ostrich farm was. So, here is a short description of the farm.
It is more like a amusement park than a farm. When we here "farm" we think farm animals, big barns, tractors, things like that. This farm wasn't quite like that. There was the place where the ostriches were kept. It was just a long row of pens with a whole bunch of ostriches in them. The fences were not high at all. There was a solid concrete wall about waste high, and then there was a wire that was about 2 feet above that. So, the ostriches had at least half of their neck over the fence. Well, the ostriches didn't get out. So, I suppose they are doing their job well.
That was the beginning of the farm, where they kept the ostriches. However, that was just a very small portion of the entire farm. Because of hills and things, it was not possible to see the entire farm at once. Walking around it though, we found it to be very large. It didn't seem to end. This place was basically a Chinese amusement park. None of the rides had much regard, if any, to safety. They were pretty safe if you weren't stupid, but if you were not so bright, there could be consequences. Of course, here in China, suing is not really an option. That is, unless you know some one. So, on the farm there was some cool things.
All over on the farm there were "play areas." They reminded me of military obstacle courses. There was one upside down v shaped obstacle. It had the logs going up with gaps in between. It was pretty high. If you fell from the top, it would have hurt. There were lots of things like that. They combined height with unsteady footing to make some really fun things to climb on. Plus, at each on of those areas there were lines of hammocks calling your name. So, for the tired ones, rest was just a few steps away. All of these things were free. Well, free in the sense that they were included in the price of admission (30 qui, or a little under 5 dollars). There were also separate things to do which were set up by other people.
I don't know if all of the different things there were owned by the ostrich farm, or if people just rented the space, but there were a lot of things there. The first thing we went on was the horse riding, I think. On the first go around, the horses were really pretty boring (I didn't ever go one them, I'm just telling you what I heard, observed, or otherwise gathered). The horses were the type of horse that does not follow the driver. Tell it to do something, and it might do it, but it really depends on the mood that the horse was in. The horses just followed there course, which was a an oval track. The second time Katherine and Danny got on the horses (Danny did not ride the first time, my dad did. Katherine rode both times), my mom told the owners to get the horses to gallop. This was right before we left the ranch. So, I'm skipping a few hours here to keep the horse stuff together. Once the owners told them to gallop, the horses did gallop, and galloped the whole way along the track. The horses still did not follow any directions, but they knew the way, so it did not matter. Katherine had a lot of fun that time.
After that we went on some go cart type things. They were pretty slow... After that we went to ride the ostriches. That was fun. You don't get to really do anything, you just get to sit there, and have the people there guide you around a little. But hey, I've now ridden an ostrich. I'll let the pictures tell the rest of that story. We also went to raceway type ride. They are the little pretend Indy cars, or maybe stock cars describes it better (the picture will help). That was really fun. They actually had some speed in them. So, you could really get around. The track had all the tight turns, so it was fun seeing how fast you could take the corners. At some points, you could get the end of the car to whip around the corner, sort of like drifting. We all enjoyed that one.
There was a little petting zoo place there. You could feed the geese, bunnies, goats, and the pig. Then there was the grass toboggan. It was a tall hill with chute type tracks which were covered in a slippery nylon or some other synthetic. You go to the top, and then slide down in a toboggan. Hearing and watching the Chinese people do some of these things is part of the show. The faces, the screams, it is just funny. Anyway, that was also fun.
Then there was the jumpy jumper thing. You might have seem these things before. I'm sure you know them by a different name though. It is an apparatus that you hook yourself into with a harness. It has two bungee cords, one going left, the other going right, connected to two polls. The lady there would pull you down, and then let you go, and you would fly up twenty or so feet. I was something like a slingshot. When I went on it, she added a few more bungee cords and I got raised a little higher off the ground. I had seen Katherine and Danny do it, and she just pulled them down and let them go. Well, for me, she pulled me down, but because of the extra bungees, she had to hold on to the harness, and she actually went up with me. I'm not doing a good job with words, but the pictures will show you what I mean. That was also a really fun ride. That is about all we did there at the park. Hopefully I did not make it too painful to try and read through.
We had a really fun day today, and are looking forward to tomorrow. I took around 300 some photo today, and posted about 70 online. The address is http://picasaweb.google.com/Aznfold2/ChinaDay16
I've posted quite a few here, but there are more on the site. Enjoy!
-Aaron
You think I'm lying about the driving over here... Well, take a look at this evidence. Now, which way are the arrows pointing?
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The east entrance to the convention center. Off the the left (out of the picture) is the main portion of the building. The place was really big.
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All the little fish
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Us...
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I don't know what this building is. It is across the lake from the convention center.
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The guy we bought yams from. Can some one say foreigners?
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Just past the gate to to the ostrich farm
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On of the "play areas," well, part of it anyhow.
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It's a baby! It's an ostrich of course, don't be looking for a human in there, because you will not find one. You may think you see a distant relative though....
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The first time on the horses
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Danny on the ostrich
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All the other people always did this pose. The "hands out to make me look big" pose; So, when in Rome....
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Somebody doesn't own this ostrich
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I'm this big!
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This is a classic pose. It is normally accompanied by the words, QieZi! (egg plant), used like our "cheese!"
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Yay!
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"Look, ma! No hands!"
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I know, the resemblance is keen, but they are not related. (if you go to the actual photo online, you can zoom in, and that will help)
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I just notice that I did not write anything about the air cannons. There was one booth that had these cannons there. They were really powerful. They were really loud, and shot those balls really fast. They were also a lot of fun.
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The wall never stood a chance
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The Indy/stock car things.
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The tobaggan ride
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The giant slingshot. Ready for launch...
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Lift off!
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Ok, this is what I was trying to describe. She would hold on, and get carried up a little, then come back down. All to gain some momentum. Then she would let go and I would go up.
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Katherine is flying
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Ever wonder what it is like to be a hamster? Well, now you can excersise like one!
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6 comments:
Wow... that's awesome!
In England, the peace sign is a swear word. I found that out the hard way...
Nice to know Anna.:P
Wow, I really want know what it felt like to ride those ostriches. I've eaten ostrich before...but I imagine riding one is a bit different.=)
hehe
Katherine's getting the QieZi face down :D
You wouldn't believe how many foreigners I've seen lately... Unfortunately, I haven't had my camera. ;P
Peace is a swear word, huh? yep, these symbols mean different thingss everywhere. In China, the peace sign is used to represent victory. You can point with your middle finger, but if you use your pinky, everyone will squirm...I think that is right anyway, I haven't tried it.
There wasn't anything real special about riding the ostrich. It was pretty amazing that they can hold all the weight though.
Yes, eating an animal is much different from riding one.
Oh yes, you taught Katherine well :) Although, I take credit from getting her to make the face, she wasn't going to do that.
I don't think I've seen a single foreigner down here :( It's a lot different here in Zhengzhou when compared to Beijing I've found.
There are some good chinglish signs though. Anyone want to go to the "scar Sassoon"?
Wow, the picture of Chris and the ostrich relative is hi-LAR-ious. And your photo captions . . .
Why, oh why, did you not do the proper I'm-riding-an-ostrich pose with your arms out, Aaron? Come on, as you said, when in Rome . . .
You guys are having an out of this world family vacation. This day was obviously a lot of fun. And your blogging will mean so much in the years to come. You're doing a fantastic job, Aaron. Very impressive.
Oh, I did have an arms outstretched pose, I just did not post it. I have special blogging priviliges.
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